Apr
11
but then i totally meat him
DEAR GOD.
oh fuck
Failfics
Gracias a la internet, el dudoso arte del fanfic ha brotado como la maleza. Tan así que ha llegado a ser una ley no escrita de la internet: "Si existe, hay alguien que haya escrito un fanfic sobre eso".
Nosotros, simplemente nos dedicamos a 1) recopilar fanfics basados en temas increíblemente rebuscados, o 2) aquellas creaciones en forma de fanfic que jamás debieron haberse creado.
Disclaimer: Todos los textos aquí expuestos pertenecen a sus respectivos autores. De ninguna manera queremos atribuirnos su creación (en serio).
Jan
7
Estatua de la Libertad + Fetiche de pies = DeviantArt
Dec
30
“I promise! It’s not my fault.” e’s voice cracked as it stared ahead at tumblr. Tumblr turned away from e’s gaze. He couldn’t bare to look at the one who had been plaguing him. Making him loss all his data and get… bugs. Tumblr could think of no other that could have been the cause of all the problems. It couldn’t have been tumblr itself, that was impossible. E was the only explanation.
“Don’t give me that, e. We both know that’s not true. You’ve been sharing my secrets, e. My friend’s secrets. I trusted you. I let you stay here and this is how you betrayed me?” Although tumblr did not turn around it could hear the soft whimpering coming from e. Tumblr wanted to turn around, to rush to e and help her but tumblr couldn’t. E wasn’t to be trusted any more. “I can’t support you any more… you’re on your own.”
“What?” E’s voice sounded so desperate. The cracking of e’s voice caused tumblr to buckle slightly with the pressure. Don’t do this. For Pete’s sake don’t do this, e, he thought, I have to leave. Tumblr heard a thud as e had collapsed on the floor behind.
“I… I can’t support you any longer. You’re a burden. You can stay, e. I won’t kick you out but I won’t support you.” Finally turning around, tumblr stepped over the heap on the floor. E looked up as tumblr walked by. Tears streaming down her face. As tumblr closed the door to the room he heard the muffled cries coming from inside and the faint whisper of e’s voice. Tumblr’s forehead rested on the wooden door frame. Tears now rolled down his cheek. Pushing itself closer to the door, tumblr could hear the desperate sound of e’s voice. Repeating the same thing over and over again.
It wasn’t my fault…
Tumblr removed his head from the door frame and slowly made his way down the corridor. He would glance over his shoulder every now and then to look back at the door. To see if e would come out… but she never did. E’s voice continued to echo in tumblr’s head. It wasn’t e’s fault. Tumblr knew but just couldn’t accept. He only hoped e understood that.
Dec
20
I.
CAN’T.
BREATHE—
hu…hu…huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
WTF ????
……………………..KAWAI
i always laugh at this shit xD
what the fuck have I just read
….God.
What?
JUJAKAUJAKAJA ESTALLE CON LOS COMENTARIOS
(via lckb)
The pads of Chrome’s fingers brushed against Explorer’s making him/her shudder with anticipation.
It had been so long since anyone had touched him/her so intimately. Explorer had been alone for far too long—he/she could barely remember the days before Mozilla and Safari. The days before his/her exile.
But there was something about Chrome, whose gentle touch refreshed Explorer’s very being.
“I am going to fuck the Bing out of you,” whispered Chrome, as he/she inserted the Google add on.
Holy crap…
SHIRLEY, THIS HAS OVER 12K NOTES
…did I just read internet browsers fanfiction?
Oh my god.
I don’t even.
Sep
23
SUPERMAN AND STALIN THE LOVE STORY
Por Storyprovider.
one day superman vas fly above earth and vas saved people vho ha dtrouble but not more. suddenly ther was noisy thing frontwards of him. “ON NO A TIMPORTAL WHAT MUST BE DONE BY ME?” the timeportal approach superman who try fly off and into both teh space and ground but couldnt becaus too much pull vas from the portal so he got sucked in
Pitbulls al rescate (Gary Medel)
Por chelsealady.
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Unusual Pairing - Joris Mathijsen/Gary Medel
Resumen: Joris Mathijsen ayuda a los animales y los rescata de las peleas clandestinas, especialmente a los pitbull, su raza preferida.
Ahí conoce a Gary, recién transferido a Alemania. Cabe notar el conocimiento de la lengua española de parte de Mathijsen.
Joris Mathijsen tiene una faceta poco conocida: su amor por los animales.
Cree en Dios y la colusión divina con Robert Enke, considerado animita protectora de los perros.
Sep
22
El logo vs. mi logo (Pedro Peirano y Álvaro Díaz)
Por GirlyClam.
y eso?.- pregunta pedro
que? es el logo oficial de aplaplac, es que le falta como que vida y un toque femenino.- responde solesisita
QUEEEEEEEEEE!!?!?!?!!? pero que te pasa!?!?! ya lo arruinaste todo, se ve tan feo .- pedro
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